Wayfarers on Stuff White People Like

Stuff White People Like is a bit of a crack-up and they had a good post last year about Wayfarers. With summer just around the corner, set yourself up in a park and get counting. They're all out there!

- White people can do powerful things with their eyes: casting judgment, indicating scorn, and obnoxiously rolling them when someone says something they don’t agree with. Yet in spite of these powers, they are not immune to the dangers of the sun. So white people must wear sunglasses. But what may surprise you is that while white people will spend upwards of three months finding a perfect pair of unique prescription glasses, they have no such requirement for sunglasses. Right now, all white people are either wearing or coveting a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses.

These sunglasses are so popular now that you cannot swing a canvas bag
at a farmers market without hitting a pair. In fact, at outdoor
gatherings you should count the number of Wayfarers so you can
determine exactly how white the event is. If you see no Wayfarers you
are either at Country music concert or you are indoors (more here).