What would you do for a fiver?

Fiverr - the site where you'll see what people are willing to do for a crisp fiver.
Faves: I will write a personalized bedtime story for your child, tell you how to improve your looks, I will dye my hair any colour, I will email you the best starter cupcake recipe ever.

I was slightly upset that people were taking it so seriously with many options such as: design a logo, paint a picture, help setup a URL ... where are the randoms damnit!?

Suggested additions: let you name my first born, chug a bottle of hot sauce, wear the same clothes for a week, run down the street naked ...come on guys! Let's get imaginative!

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